Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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