no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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