you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
