Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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