you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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