i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Boobs are out for the taking
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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