have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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