Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do herpes really smell.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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