When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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