You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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