Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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