ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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