I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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