Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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