hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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