dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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