North Korea, Best Korea!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
dude. I can hear the air.
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