Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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