three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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