So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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