Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Farmville is her only friend.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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