when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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