Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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