Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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