I like to think it a success when the cops are called
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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