i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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