Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
