well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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