For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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