we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Randomize
