I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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