How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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