i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
