At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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