Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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