i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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