i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Shame - the story of my life.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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