Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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