belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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