lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
