I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He passed out mid-signature
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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