why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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