I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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