This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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