nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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