Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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