if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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