ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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