going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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