Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
