Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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